Title: Dark Lord: The Teenage Years
Author: Jamie Thomson (Dirk Lloyd)
Series: Dark Lord (book 1)
Publisher: Orchard
Release Date: 6 Oct 2011
ISBN-13: 978-1408315118
Synopsis
Thirteen-year-old
schoolboy, Dirk Lloyd, has a dark secret - in fact he is a dark secret.
Dirk - according to his own account - is the earthly incarnation of a
Dark Lord, supreme ruler of the Darklands and leader of great armies of
orcs and warriors, intent on destruction and bloody devastation.
Following a colossal final battle between the forces of good and evil,
the Dark Lord was defeated and hurled by his arch-foe's spells into the
Pit of Uttermost Despair. At the bottom of the Pit lies...a supermarket
car park in the municipal town of Whiteshields, somewhere in modern day
England. And when he is found, and tries to explain that he is the Dark
Lord, people think he means Dirk Lloyd. The fact that he's trapped in
the puny body of a schoolboy doesn't help. And so begins Dirk's battle
to recover his dignity, his power, and his lands... Along the way he
faces the inconvenience of being fostered by a do-gooding family, the
Purejoies; the torture of endless hours of drudgery at the Whiteshields
Brainwashing Centre (aka school); a vengeful Headmaster; two interfering
Psychotic Persecutors (psychotherapists); and constant laughter and
disrespect when he attempts to marshall his lackeys and lickspittles
(friends) to do what he wants them to.Dirk makes friends with the son of
his foster family, Christopher, and the local Goth Girl, Sooz, and
together they attempt to cast a spell that will transport Dirk back to
his homeland. Inevitably, not everything goes to plan...
My Review
I really wasn't sure about this book, the blurb sounded quite funny and made me giggle a bit but it's not my usual read. We have the author coming to do a talk at our library tomorrow so I decided I should try it. I started it at break time at work and managed to read about 35 pages in 15 minutes. It's actually a really easy read. I got home from work today and decided to carry on, I was only going to read for about an hour and see how far I got but in the end I got so into the story that I had to finish it.
Dirk Lloyd is no usual human, in fact he doesn't think he is human at all, he believes himself to be the Dark Lord above all puny humans and master of the Darklands. OF course everyone thinks this is a bad joke or a way of him dealing with some sort of traumatic past, but for him it is very real. He makes some friends at the torturous place known as school and they go along with his 'game' not really believing in his far fetched stories.
This book is actually really funny, I giggled throughout. Dirk was just so out of touch with reality and his phrases and mannerisms were great. He starts to become the Dark Lord and you start to believe it with him.
The story flows well and comes to an exciting ending with a bit of a cliffhanger. I definitely want to read the next one. I just have to decide whether to skip it to the front of my list or add it to the pile.
I'm even more excited about the author visit tomorrow now. It should be a great morning.
My Rating
2 comments:
I hadn't heard of this before and it sounds amazing and hilarious!
Angie
I know, not very well known but very funny! And the author was fantastic too. Definitely worth picking up.
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